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Finally, scientists have calculated the force with which the Humboldt Penguin shoots its shit. You're welcome.
Ever wonder why May is a cunt? Why it's difficult to subtract 12 from 20? We can't answer those questions, but we can discuss the…
Carol and Jen get all wrapped around the axle about how Joel's a freeloader, mukbang videos, and men who poop in cars. Carol expl…
This episode takes on a life of its own. Listen as we update Carol's poop saga and hear the voice of the brave man who tackled it…
Some dumb ass suggested the Mom Swipes Left theme song sounds like a klezmer version of Salt-N-Pepa's Push It . And so, we had to…
Carol announces that Jen's bad behavior causes Carol to lash out at her, and Jen admits to developing agoraphobia. A discussion a…
They're not called yeast infections for nothing.
Jen and Carol announce their new Facebook group, Mom Swipes Left Nation, and give an update on all the freaks that have joined! A…
Why do octopi...octopuses...octopussies...get to punch fish!?! It's so unfair.
The ladies are back with a jam-packed episode. Carol laments the endlessness of winter with a ballad and Jen remembers her friend…
Jen learns a thing or two about bras. After 49 years.
So much to cover...the ladies talk conspiracy theories and how MAGATs have ruined it all, are plants animals, and is Armie Hammer…
It was touch and go when Joel got his second vaccine. Carol gives us the recap of that day with all the compassion she can muste…
Carol debates whether she's a not-so-secret asshole while Jen decides she doesn't want to be part of any club that would accept h…