Episodes
Episode 169: Of Umbrage and Puddin'
It's an episode filled with phone calls and bitching. Joel corrects Jen and Carol on the proper way to remove impacted shit, and Alan complains that Carol did not allow him to scam her. Ken has created a Pyramid game …
MSL Mini: Son of the Pope
What is the right of passage for the son of a pope?
Episode 168: The MAW Army
The ladies acknowledge the bravery of the Ukrainians and suggest that an army of rage-filled middle-aged women may be a solution, introducing the MAW army. Carol has another grievance with her pussy, and Jen takes listeners on her latest Google …
Episode 168 Promo
Should they send 50+ year old women to Ukraine? Rage army. Let's do this.
Episode 167: Not My Circus; Not My Monkeys
The ladies discuss how Carol violated Jen's couch, and Jen makes her ukulele debut. Ever stick your cock in a vacuum cleaner? Ever lace your desserts with sperm? Well, you're in good company! Greenhorn Dispatch examines the Gazpacho Conspiracy, and …
MSL Mini: The Sizzle Reel
The gals are planning a sizzle reel. It's going to come in hot and heavy.
Episode 166: Submissive Defecation and Jen's Couch
An unexpected start to the show leads to some fireworks between Jen and Carol. They make up by trying out several ideas for podcast elevator pitches. Carol presents weird animal sex, and Jen talks about how Barry Wood showed up …
MSL Mini: These Dark Days
We almost didn't have the energy to get it up...
Episode 165: The Schrodinger's Cat of Moist Towelettes
Carol finally puts her Tuna Cooch rumor to bed while Jen proves to be the poster person for International Quirky Alone Day. Is it really a big deal to brand people with your initials? And if a moist towelette is …
MSL Mini: GOP Senator's Lukewarm Burn
Biden's SCOTUS nominee won't know a law book from a JCrew catalog? Know your insult, buddy.
Episode 164: Real People-Beth Darling
Get out your lube for this one! Jen and Carol talk to sexpert and sexy genius Beth Darling. Jen learns that the smell of burning plastic during sex ISN'T a brain tumor but something called a sub-space high. And Carol …
Episode 164 Promo
Episode 164 promo: get ready for a chat with Beth Darling of Sexyedschool.com.
Episode 163: Fan-Fuckin-Tastic Jordan from Dads on Dayquill
This week, after a shitlist about celebrity aging, the ladies play Two Truths and a Lie with Jordan (AKA The Gnome) from the Dads on Dayquill podcast. Jen works on her competitive spirit and Carol is thrilled to learn he's …
MSL Mini: Necessity is the Mother of Invention
The ladies come up with an entirely new sex act for men. You're welcome.
Episode 162: A Most Informative Episode
A chock-a-block episode of information! Jen and Carol roll out a brand new segment called "Greenhorn Dispatch" and the ladies ask listeners to call in with their most embarrassing moments. Campbell's has released their new soup candles, and disappointingly, there …