Episodes

May 21, 2021

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May 20, 2021

MSL Mini: The Majestic American Eel

Nothing says "American" quite like eating your way out of a stranger's stomach. Even when you don't have teeth.

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May 16, 2021

Episode 128: The Great Asparagus Pee Challenge

Strap in for this one. Jen describes her first weekend away since Covid and how she found the largest ball of lint in a meth addi…

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May 14, 2021

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May 13, 2021

MSL Mini: The Importance of Buttocks

Trying to teach you a little sumthin' sumthin' about a little sumthin' sumthin'.

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May 9, 2021

Episode 127: Animal Dicks and Other Fun Things

Carol has a crappy weekend getaway and Jen is pissed with the Pay-it-Forward movement. The ladies are disappointed with the Maine…

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May 7, 2021

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May 6, 2021

MSL Mini: Old Lady Candy

As sweet as that old lady pussy...

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May 2, 2021

Episode 126: It's All About the Tampon

The ladies start the show with a very serious grievance from Joel. It looks like divorce may be in the cards... Carol gives us tw…

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April 30, 2021

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April 29, 2021

MSL Mini: Booger Remix

Carol learns the truth about a gift.

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April 25, 2021

Episode 125: Tick in the Ass Crack

Carol laments her crappy day while Jen ponders the kinds of mold trapped in Carol's mattress. Are the ladies' faces turning away …

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April 23, 2021

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April 22, 2021

MSL Mini: Jen Almost Scores Some Dumpster Sex

I think you get the idea.

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April 18, 2021

Episode 124: Peeing-In-the-Bathtub PSA

Carol and Jen muse about what tampons are made of and also answer a listeners question about selling yeast infection panties. Did…

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April 16, 2021

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April 15, 2021

MSL Mini: Normalize Frottage

Making it ok to rub your genitals all over everything.

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April 11, 2021

Episode 123: Why Corduroys Aren't Cool

Jen and Carol are headed back to work this week and it's thrown a wrench into the show. Carol debates whether Jen's couch smells …

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April 10, 2021

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April 8, 2021

MSL Mini: A Mother's Love

What says "love" and "mother" more than pinworms? Liver flukes, crabs, and castings...at least seagulls aren't pecking at your as…

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April 4, 2021

Episode 122: Easter and Other Dead Things

Carol and Jen lament skin cancer and teeth falling out. Also, they are handed a Cease and Desist letter from the world's most ann…

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April 2, 2021

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April 1, 2021

MSL Mini: Carol's Ever Given

A recent Suez clog reminds Jen and Carol of an unfortunate incident.

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March 28, 2021

Episode 121: Headless Snails and Sky Meats

Strap in as this one's a roller-coaster! A bag of boogers arrives on Jen's stoop and it almost breaks the podcast. Placentae drea…

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