Sept. 2, 2019

Episode 39: Au revoir, Sophie

Sophie's schule for skool; Sophie slights the asshole; Sophie, pregnant at 50

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Aug. 25, 2019

Episode 38: Another Cutting Room Floor

Flying butt plugs; a fire hose in the vagina; the lonely asshole

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Aug. 18, 2019

Episode 37: Short but Not Sweet

Epstein's prison stint; Carol's labia curtains; the Log Dick

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Aug. 11, 2019

Episode 36: Growing Up 80's Style

A punch in the head; getting your ass beat; the magic of wet toilet paper

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Aug. 4, 2019

Episode 35: A Lyrical Episode

Police bust explanation; a millennial rant; wizard at the fair

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July 28, 2019

Episode 34: A Live Studio Audience

Aggressive farting; Match Game; a surprise and abrupt ending

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July 21, 2019

Episode 33: A Very Educational Episode

Chaturbate; nipple orgasms; condom rinsing

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July 14, 2019

Episode 32: The Commercial Episode

Sweaty spandex balls; plucking pubes; a speedy Japanese turn-around

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July 7, 2019

Episode 31: The Pleasure Gap

Alabama crazy; Carol's private cesspool; Alka-Seltzer in the vagina

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June 30, 2019

Episode 30: The Sorta Dirty Thirty

Enlarged clits; tranny drugs; lesbian types

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June 23, 2019

Episode 29: Carol, Up-Close and Personal

Carol's rage biting; Carol's wheeze-laugh; Carol's lack of a gag reflex (except when it comes to snot)

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June 16, 2019

Episode 28: The Tricky Grammar Episode

Getting cummed in the eye; be-dazzled vaJesus; enema-ning

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June 9, 2019

Episode 27: The Cutting Room Floor Redux

Corpse-sores; a Sesame Street scandal; Sharon knows about the anus

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June 2, 2019

Episode 26: The Secret Notebook

DIY anorexia; Carol, the Renaissance hobbiest; Walter describes sexual archetypes

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May 26, 2019

Episode 25: The Laughing Episode

Abortion; Carol's bad gas; eating your lover's corpse

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May 19, 2019

Episode 24: A Heavy Breathing Episode

Synchronized peeing; balls that smell like ass; exorcisms

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May 12, 2019

Episode 23: Sunshine Up My Ass

Sophie writes an outline; a visit from a friend; the return of Walter

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May 5, 2019

Episode 22: The Weird Carol Episode

Carol's chemical imbalance; Carol meets Sharon; Carol's tiny butt plug

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April 28, 2019

Episode 21: The Tangential Episode

GOT Brady-style; a nipple show-and-tell; women who taste themselves

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April 21, 2019

Episode 20: Bathing Suit Season

Sophie is horrified; Jen is conned; Carol is simply irate

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April 14, 2019

Episode 19: Sammy Kruger, Part 2

The importance of scrubbing meta-data; Fakebook; Spanx

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April 7, 2019

Episode 18: Sammy Kruger, Part 1

Waxing mishaps; Jen gets a date, sort of; Walter is an asshole

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March 31, 2019

Episode 17: The Sophie/Carol Split

A question about Walter; a question about Carol's age; a question about dirty panties

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March 24, 2019

Episode 16: The Damon Face-off

Damon's opinion on menstruation; Damon's opinion on kitchen gadgets; Damon's opinion on fucking Bea Arthur

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