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Turtles; blow jobs; Bernie Sanders
Elijah Cummings; the Kardashians; sexless marriages
Fermenting tampons; Smollett-up debut; faking your own death
The man in a cardboard box; New Orleans' titty; Carol's three minute monologue
Glitter-nado; facts about crabs and squirting; a shocking truth about Carol
A very special monster cock; a very special pizza; a very special question about shit
A very special discussion with a friendly swinger; a very special candle; a very special monkey
A gun in the vagina; bukkake; Carol vs. the Shoebill
Comatose people; Hawaiian land snails; queefs
Old ladies; choking; and a corpse in the dishwasher
Molotov cocktails; a rogue maxi-pad; the secret scab
West Side street brawl; genital topiary; New Year's resolutions
The truth about Colin; the "V"; and the "sex seven days a week" meltdown
The "Walrus"; a brief cameo with an elderly parent; and Jen's filthy mouth
Dating; poop phobias; and the "cock-sucking mouth"