May 12, 2019

Episode 23: Sunshine Up My Ass

Sophie writes an outline; a visit from a friend; the return of Walter

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May 5, 2019

Episode 22: The Weird Carol Episode

Carol's chemical imbalance; Carol meets Sharon; Carol's tiny butt plug

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April 28, 2019

Episode 21: The Tangential Episode

GOT Brady-style; a nipple show-and-tell; women who taste themselves

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April 21, 2019

Episode 20: Bathing Suit Season

Sophie is horrified; Jen is conned; Carol is simply irate

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April 14, 2019

Episode 19: Sammy Kruger, Part 2

The importance of scrubbing meta-data; Fakebook; Spanx

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April 7, 2019

Episode 18: Sammy Kruger, Part 1

Waxing mishaps; Jen gets a date, sort of; Walter is an asshole

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March 31, 2019

Episode 17: The Sophie/Carol Split

A question about Walter; a question about Carol's age; a question about dirty panties

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March 24, 2019

Episode 16: The Damon Face-off

Damon's opinion on menstruation; Damon's opinion on kitchen gadgets; Damon's opinion on fucking Bea Arthur

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March 17, 2019

Episode 15: The Cutting Room Floor

Turtles; blow jobs; Bernie Sanders

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March 10, 2019

Episode 14: The Dark Episode

Elijah Cummings; the Kardashians; sexless marriages

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March 3, 2019

Episode 13: The True Story Episode

Fermenting tampons; Smollett-up debut; faking your own death

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Feb. 25, 2019

Episode 12: Eat it, Ben

The man in a cardboard box; New Orleans' titty; Carol's three minute monologue

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Feb. 18, 2019

Episode 11: A Valentine's Shit Show

Glitter-nado; facts about crabs and squirting; a shocking truth about Carol

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Feb. 11, 2019

Episode 10: A Very Special Episode Part 2

A very special monster cock; a very special pizza; a very special question about shit

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Feb. 4, 2019

Episode 9: A Very Special Episode Part 1

A very special discussion with a friendly swinger; a very special candle; a very special monkey

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Jan. 28, 2019

Episode 8: Personal Questions

A gun in the vagina; bukkake; Carol vs. the Shoebill

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Jan. 22, 2019

Episode 7: The Things-That-Move-Slowly Episode

Comatose people; Hawaiian land snails; queefs

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Jan. 14, 2019

Episode 6: Sex Acts

Old ladies; choking; and a corpse in the dishwasher

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Jan. 6, 2019

Episode 5: Best Date Ever

Molotov cocktails; a rogue maxi-pad; the secret scab

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Dec. 31, 2018

Episode 4: The Musical Episode

West Side street brawl; genital topiary; New Year's resolutions

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Dec. 19, 2018

Episode 3: Hot Men

The truth about Colin; the "V"; and the "sex seven days a week" meltdown

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Dec. 12, 2018

Episode 2: Worst Date Ever

The "Walrus"; a brief cameo with an elderly parent; and Jen's filthy mouth

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Dec. 3, 2018

Episode 1: In Which We Introduce Ourselves

Dating; poop phobias; and the "cock-sucking mouth"

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