Episodes
Episode 220: Scrotes on a Rope
Carol's on a diet and hasn't shit for days, and Jen learns that she's Asian. A new discovery awakens Carol's fear of large birds, and Dr. Steve answers an age-old ear wax question. Why are male-led podcasts so long? And …
Episode 219: The Biodiversity of the Belly Button
This week, Jen is pissed off at Dunkin' Donuts for canceling the French Cruller, and Carol is starting to believe that these really are the end times. What does raw hamster taste like? And what's more bacteria-ridden than you...
Episode 218: All the Edible Things
It's an episode of MSL Musings this week. How would you describe great sex as an ice cream flavor? How much is too much to spend on a donut? Where is your favorite place to hide toe jam? Also, Dr. …
Episode 217: The Many Uses of Saran Wrap
Carol is angered by a recent Facebook war while Jen muses about Yankee Candle collections. Why is an animal claw the bane of crepey skin? And would a natural condom stand up to Jen's vaginal forces? Also, a quixotic ad …
Episode 216: Real People-Dr. Steve from Weird Medicine
It's an episode jam-packed with meaty Dr. Steve! The ladies learn all about post-apocalyptic fish market snatch, what urine tastes like, why jellyfish are so sexually frustrated, and why Dr. Steve always knows what is in Jenn...
Episode 215: It's All New To You
The ladies are still dealing with a bit of crisis, so this week, it's a cutting room floor episode. But don't worry. You've never heard any of it, so it's like they're still there. Also, we are joined by superstar …
Episode 214: $20,000 Period
This week, the ladies discuss the marketability of the menopause industry and its ramifications on funding within the healthcare system. Also, they talk about severed dicks and a band called Watch. Can a dead groundhog be as accurate in its …
Episode 213: Carol's Sloppy Joe Farts
And you thought Carol's burping was bad? This week, the ladies are bringing you everything animal. What were the best animal attacks of 2022? What is up with the rogue gay baboon? Is it illegal to shit on your own …
Episode 212: The Blanket Game
Despite incredible neck pain and a missing skin tag, Jen and Carol muse upon what it would be like to have a masturbating walrus come to town. What trends should you be saying goodbye to in 2023? What are some …
Episode 211: The Vag-Anus
Despite a Nor'easter, the ladies meet to bitch about messy suicides, nipples falling off, and ass polyps the size of Rhode Island. Why is the metric system so stupid? Also, it's the first OFFICIAL game of "What's In Jenny's Vaginer".
Episode 210(v2): The REAL 210
With all due respect to Cardiff, we are back with another 210 mostly because we're brain dead and screwed up the order of episodes. But more importantly, WE'RE BACK! This week, Jen and Carol catch up on notable news and …
Episode 210: A Very Special Christmas Episode With Cardiff
Yes, you read that correctly. THE Cardiff Electric has kindly stepped in to bring you this week's episode as Jen and Carol laze on their asses. Sit back and enjoy the quick wit and riveting content of the World's Greatest …
Episode 209: Real People-Sean Cole
What's a famous-ish guy doing on Mom Swipes Left? We bet he's asking the same question. It's This American Life's secret sweetheart, Sean Cole, answering our very important questions. Why is he so flexible? What does he have against babies? …