Episodes
Episode 229: It's a Mini-sode, Bitch
Yep. It's a shorter one. We got shit to DO. This week, we have a shitlist about toddlers and dead nuns. Also, Sweet Sophie is graduating college! Praise the baby Jesus. And, Carol plays "Works of Fart". Don't bother to …
Episode 228: One Of Us
It's the smell of springtime, and what does that mean? The ladies are thinking of sideshow freaks, of course. This week, we discuss a very cool and controversial yearbook and why we really need toes. Why do Jen's pants fall …
Episode 227: Gateway Bee Balls and Parkour Fish
The ladies are back with a Jorge update and news about Koko's nipple fetish. Jen's exciting week off included farting out an old chestnut while Carol suffered through an anxiety fueled illness. This week we have an Amazon review quiz; …
Episode 226: If You Don't Know Math, I Can't Help You
Jen has a shitlist with the Bing Bot Bitch and Carol is sad that the world is running out of helium. It's a Notable News quiz with a Sister Christian flair! What do street dog scrotes, cow dung cars, and …
Episode 225: Don't Touch My Nub City
This week, Carol ponders when it's ok to put a pet down while Jen asks "When is it ok to suggest salad?" Earthworm Jim asks some probing questions and Dr. Steve talks nuts...again. Does the whole "Trans" question really come …
Episode 224: Red Skid, Brown Skid
Why does Kid Rock think we care? The ladies think Budweiser should double-down and dress the Clydesdales in mini skirts and tiaras. Why would anyone own a chihuahua, and why would a waitress be fired for doing exactly what a …
Episode 223: Some Hard-Core Farm Shit
This week, Carol negotiated her way through an old-person buffet while Jen choked on a pea. What's more irritating than a pushy salesman? Finding out that they may have been right. The ladies discuss anus-shaped hotels, dead goats, and an …
Episode 222: We Need to Talk About Dick Weep
Carol has a shitlist regarding the new no-drag-queen law, and Jen requests that someone play a kazoo with their asshole. How does one divorce oneself? And what ever happened to the Pennsylvania alligator? Also, disease inspired fashion trends and childhood …
Episode 221: Sally Struthers VS. Suzanne Somers
You know they're practically interchangeable, right? This week, Carol is pissed with parents who don't want their children seeing David's tiny dick, and Jen comes up with a great way to help subsidize childcare expenses. Why ...
Episode 220: Scrotes on a Rope
Carol's on a diet and hasn't shit for days, and Jen learns that she's Asian. A new discovery awakens Carol's fear of large birds, and Dr. Steve answers an age-old ear wax question. Why are male-led podcasts so long? And …
Episode 219: The Biodiversity of the Belly Button
This week, Jen is pissed off at Dunkin' Donuts for canceling the French Cruller, and Carol is starting to believe that these really are the end times. What does raw hamster taste like? And what's more bacteria-ridden than you...
Episode 218: All the Edible Things
It's an episode of MSL Musings this week. How would you describe great sex as an ice cream flavor? How much is too much to spend on a donut? Where is your favorite place to hide toe jam? Also, Dr. …
Episode 217: The Many Uses of Saran Wrap
Carol is angered by a recent Facebook war while Jen muses about Yankee Candle collections. Why is an animal claw the bane of crepey skin? And would a natural condom stand up to Jen's vaginal forces? Also, a quixotic ad …