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April 18, 2021

Episode 124: Peeing-In-the-Bathtub PSA

Carol and Jen muse about what tampons are made of and also answer a listeners question about selling yeast infection panties. Did…

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April 16, 2021

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April 15, 2021

MSL Mini: Normalize Frottage

Making it ok to rub your genitals all over everything.

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April 11, 2021

Episode 123: Why Corduroys Aren't Cool

Jen and Carol are headed back to work this week and it's thrown a wrench into the show. Carol debates whether Jen's couch smells …

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April 10, 2021

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April 8, 2021

MSL Mini: A Mother's Love

What says "love" and "mother" more than pinworms? Liver flukes, crabs, and castings...at least seagulls aren't pecking at your a$…

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April 4, 2021

Episode 122: Easter and Other Dead Things

Carol and Jen lament skin cancer and teeth falling out. Also, they are handed a Cease and Desist letter from the world's most ann…

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April 2, 2021

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April 1, 2021

MSL Mini: Carol's Ever Given

A recent Suez clog reminds Jen and Carol of an unfortunate incident.

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March 28, 2021

Episode 121: Headless Snails and Sky Meats

Strap in as this one's a roller-coaster! A bag of boogers arrives on Jen's stoop and it almost breaks the podcast. Placentae drea…

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March 26, 2021

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March 25, 2021

MSL Mini: DIY Diet Dr. Pepper

A simple fix for a pesky problem. What to do when your favorite soda remains elusive.

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March 21, 2021

Episode 120: Fish Tank Finger

Carol and Jen discuss the differences between "doggy style" and "doggy paddle" and criticize the Bung Bois for being so fucking d…

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March 19, 2021

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March 18, 2021

MSL Mini: Eat Your Scabs?

Can a human live on scabs alone? The poets have asked this for eons, and we're asking for a friend.

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March 14, 2021

Episode 119: Them Potatoes

Carol reels after being criticized by a "fan". Jen announces that somehow they've fucked up Google search algorithms. The day is …

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March 12, 2021

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March 11, 2021

MSL Mini: The Humboldt Penguin's A$$hole

Finally, scientists have calculated the force with which the Humboldt Penguin shoots its shit. You're welcome.

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