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Episode 229: It's a Mini-sode, Bitch
June 4, 2023

Episode 229: It's a Mini-sode, Bitch

Yep. It's a shorter one. We got shit to DO. This week, we have a shitlist about toddlers and dead nuns. Also, Sweet Sophie is graduating college! Praise the baby Jesus. And, Carol plays "Works of Fart". Don't bother to …

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Episode 228: One Of Us
May 28, 2023

Episode 228: One Of Us

It's the smell of springtime, and what does that mean? The ladies are thinking of sideshow freaks, of course. This week, we discuss a very cool and controversial yearbook and why we really need toes. Why do Jen's pants fall …

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May 26, 2023

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Episode 227: Gateway Bee Balls and Parkour Fish
May 21, 2023

Episode 227: Gateway Bee Balls and Parkour Fish

The ladies are back with a Jorge update and news about Koko's nipple fetish. Jen's exciting week off included farting out an old chestnut while Carol suffered through an anxiety fueled illness. This week we have an Amazon review quiz; …

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May 19, 2023

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Episode 226: If You Don't Know Math, I Can't Help You
May 7, 2023

Episode 226: If You Don't Know Math, I Can't Help You

Jen has a shitlist with the Bing Bot Bitch and Carol is sad that the world is running out of helium. It's a Notable News quiz with a Sister Christian flair! What do street dog scrotes, cow dung cars, and …

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May 5, 2023

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Episode 225: Don't Touch My Nub City
April 30, 2023

Episode 225: Don't Touch My Nub City

This week, Carol ponders when it's ok to put a pet down while Jen asks "When is it ok to suggest salad?" Earthworm Jim asks some probing questions and Dr. Steve talks nuts...again. Does the whole "Trans" question really come …

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April 28, 2023

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Episode 224: Red Skid, Brown Skid
April 23, 2023

Episode 224: Red Skid, Brown Skid

Why does Kid Rock think we care? The ladies think Budweiser should double-down and dress the Clydesdales in mini skirts and tiaras. Why would anyone own a chihuahua, and why would a waitress be fired for doing exactly what a …

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April 21, 2023

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Episode 223: Some Hard-Core Farm Shit
April 16, 2023

Episode 223: Some Hard-Core Farm Shit

This week, Carol negotiated her way through an old-person buffet while Jen choked on a pea. What's more irritating than a pushy salesman? Finding out that they may have been right. The ladies discuss anus-shaped hotels, dead goats, and an …

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April 14, 2023

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Episode 222: We Need to Talk About Dick Weep
April 9, 2023

Episode 222: We Need to Talk About Dick Weep

Carol has a shitlist regarding the new no-drag-queen law, and Jen requests that someone play a kazoo with their asshole. How does one divorce oneself? And what ever happened to the Pennsylvania alligator? Also, disease inspired fashion trends and childhood …

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April 7, 2023

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Episode 221: Sally Struthers VS. Suzanne Somers
April 2, 2023

Episode 221: Sally Struthers VS. Suzanne Somers

You know they're practically interchangeable, right? This week, Carol is pissed with parents who don't want their children seeing David's tiny dick, and Jen comes up with a great way to help subsidize childcare expenses. Why ...

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March 31, 2023

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Episode 220: Scrotes on a Rope
March 26, 2023

Episode 220: Scrotes on a Rope

Carol's on a diet and hasn't shit for days, and Jen learns that she's Asian. A new discovery awakens Carol's fear of large birds, and Dr. Steve answers an age-old ear wax question. Why are male-led podcasts so long? And …

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March 24, 2023

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Episode 219: The Biodiversity of the Belly Button
March 19, 2023

Episode 219: The Biodiversity of the Belly Button

This week, Jen is pissed off at Dunkin' Donuts for canceling the French Cruller, and Carol is starting to believe that these really are the end times. What does raw hamster taste like? And what's more bacteria-ridden than you...

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March 17, 2023

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Episode 218: All the Edible Things
March 12, 2023

Episode 218: All the Edible Things

It's an episode of MSL Musings this week. How would you describe great sex as an ice cream flavor? How much is too much to spend on a donut? Where is your favorite place to hide toe jam? Also, Dr. …

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Episode 218 Promo
March 10, 2023

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Episode 217: The Many Uses of Saran Wrap
March 5, 2023

Episode 217: The Many Uses of Saran Wrap

Carol is angered by a recent Facebook war while Jen muses about Yankee Candle collections. Why is an animal claw the bane of crepey skin? And would a natural condom stand up to Jen's vaginal forces? Also, a quixotic ad …

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