This week, Jen is pissed off at Dunkin' Donuts for canceling the French Cruller, and Carol is starting to believe that these really are the end times. What does raw hamster taste like? And what's more bacteria-ridden than your water bottle? That would be the belly button. Also, the ladies play a little game called "Who's the Biggest Freak". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.