Carol and Jen initiate a crotch sniffing pact, and Jen relays her theory about Betty White's "death". All new Google terms will scintillate and who knew a magazine called Soft Matter exists? Also, the ladies call Alan, Jen's son, with a proposition he can't refuse.
3:03 Carol's stinky IUD
5:36 A crotch sniffing pact
6:02 A grievance with Betty White
7:00 Has Betty White faked her own death?
12:50 Google search terms!
Urethral cancer pics
25:57 Notable news about Carol's singing
34:48 Subscribe to Soft Matter here
40:16 A last minute shitlist
41:20 A call to Alan
42:57 Another call to Alan