Strap in for this one. Jen describes her first weekend away since Covid and how she found the largest ball of lint in a meth addict's bellybutton. Also, Jen eats a cancerous growth from her chest and Carol almost quits the podcast. The ladies sample this season's first batch of asparagus and battle it out to see whose pee smells fastest. Carol finishes out the show with a stellar performance in "Guess the Review". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.