Carol laments her crappy day while Jen ponders the kinds of mold trapped in Carol's mattress. Are the ladies' faces turning away listeners? Join us as Carol waxes on about perimenopause and Jen discovers a tick in her ass crack. Want to make your dick bigger? Well, you should. Balloon jeans, dancing with fat, and a stellar Cards Against Humanity MSL style. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.