Jen and Carol announce their new Facebook group, Mom Swipes Left Nation, and give an update on all the freaks that have joined! Also, they examine Caro Verbeek's Mother's Milk Flavour Wheel and learn that they can still lactate if they can just find someone to stimulate their nipples. And so much butthole talk: the perfect dinosaur butthole, the Chinese anal Covid swabs, and poop races. Lastly, great ideas for last minute Valentine's Day gifts.
00:45 Carol has a hissy fit
1:33 Two Doors Down correction
2:50 Join our new Facebook Group Mom Swipes Left Nation
4:03 How do blind people use iPhones?
5:54 Jen's 24 hour online relationship
7:31 Carol Verbeek's Human Breast Milk Flavour Wheel
9:56 Can Carol and Jen make milk anymore?
11:00 Can old women lactate?
12:25 Back to Caro Verbeek
13:53 Again...back to Caro
19:16 The Jury Room Podcast
21:54 The best dinosaur butthole EVER
23:25 Spray me with your ass juice!
27:10 The sensuous cloacal kiss
28:34 The Chinese Anal Covid Swab
31:27 And we're off to the shit races
33:26 Valentine's Day musings and gift ideas
34:46 Tyson heart-shaped nuggets
35:33 The Hairy Heart
36:47 A free divorce
39:22 Why is our Facebook group filled with pud-pullers?