Jen and Carol announce their new Facebook group, Mom Swipes Left Nation, and give an update on all the freaks that have joined! Also, they examine Caro Verbeek's Mother's Milk Flavour Wheel and learn that they can still lactate if they can just find someone to stimulate their nipples. And so much butthole talk: the perfect dinosaur butthole, the Chinese anal Covid swabs, and poop races. Lastly, great ideas for last minute Valentine's Day gifts. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.