It's a new year and the ladies have a host of complaints: work anxiety, clogged toilets, and why is it so hard to floss? Jen and Carol give unsolicited advice to the MBMBAM boys regarding #BeanDad, and they agree that the butthole is easily the funniest orifice. Cucumbers, Asians, and giraffe conspiracy theories pepper a rousing game of Celebrity-Head-and-Humanity.
00:47 The vaccination of Joel!
2:19 Carol's back-to-work anxiety and a dog that pisses in the closet
3:01 Jen's clogged toilet grievance
5:20 The average weight of a human head.
6:15 Do good snacks make poop taste better?
6:40 A very sad Jazz ghosting
8:38 An issue with flossing
9:49 Our new exercise regime.
12:14 The Bean Dad controversy.
14:07 Jen confesses to struggling with can openers
15:30 Advice to the boys of MBMBAM
17:05 Butthole business
18:51 Buttholes ARE the funniest orifice
19:38 2021 Google search terms leading to Mom Swipes Left...like Bea Arthur Scat Porn
23:02 Basement freak shoutouts
24:31 It's like Carol and Jen share a brain in Celebrity-Head-and-Humanity
34:35 Dear Daddy
39:00 Are you allowed to get a Robitussin and albuterol high during Dry January?
45:25 Socials and a Carol surprise!