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Making it ok to rub your genitals all over everything.
What says "love" and "mother" more than pinworms? Liver flukes, crabs, and castings...at least seagulls aren't pecking at your a$…
A recent Suez clog reminds Jen and Carol of an unfortunate incident.
A simple fix for a pesky problem. What to do when your favorite soda remains elusive.
Can a human live on scabs alone? The poets have asked this for eons, and we're asking for a friend.
Finally, scientists have calculated the force with which the Humboldt Penguin shoots its shit. You're welcome.
Don't judge us, we're just asking for the people.
Jen has a brilliant idea for DIY face lifts.
Some dumb ass suggested the Mom Swipes Left theme song sounds like a klezmer version of Salt-N-Pepa's Push It. And so, we had to …
They're not called yeast infections for nothing.
Why do octopi...octopuses...octopussies...get to punch fish!?! It's so unfair.
Jen learns a thing or two about bras. After 49 years.
It was touch and go when Joel got his second vaccine. Carol gives us the recap of that day with all the compassion she can muste…
Shhhhh...don't tell, but Jen and Carol are going to build the first Trump Library in their backyard. Stay tuned.
Musings on what "Underwear, I Give Up" may mean and also, don't ignore butt crack sweat.