Epstein's prison stint; Carol's labia curtains; the Log Dick

A punch in the head; getting your ass beat; the magic of wet toilet paper

Police bust explanation; a millennial rant; wizard at the fair

Aggressive farting; Match Game; a surprise and abrupt ending

Chaturbate; nipple orgasms; condom rinsing

Sweaty spandex balls; plucking pubes; a speedy Japanese turn-around

Alabama crazy; Carol's private cesspool; Alka-Seltzer in the vagina

Enlarged clits; tranny drugs; lesbian types

Carol's rage biting; Carol's wheeze-laugh; Carol's lack of a gag reflex (except when it comes to snot)

Getting cummed in the eye; be-dazzled vaJesus; enema-ning

Corpse-sores; a Sesame Street scandal; Sharon knows about the anus

DIY anorexia; Carol, the Renaissance hobbiest; Walter describes sexual archetypes

Abortion; Carol's bad gas; eating your lover's corpse

Synchronized peeing; balls that smell like ass; exorcisms

Sophie writes an outline; a visit from a friend; the return of Walter