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Oct. 4, 2020

Episode 96: The Relative Calm Before the Storm

Carol gives a Ben update and Jen reports on the self-lubricating condom. Matchmaker questions and a debate drinking game that see…

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Sept. 27, 2020

Episode 95: Real People-Ben Disappoints

Ben is back for some reason, and he irritates the shit out of Jen. Discussions about the trainwreck of MaineCare; white trash chi…

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Sept. 20, 2020

Episode 94: Fatty Paddy and Her Pack of Dogs

Jen almost drowns in her own blood while Carol goes on an anti-QAnon rant. Jen vs. David Letterman and the official MSL "What My …

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Sept. 13, 2020

Episode 93: Porn 101 and Other Hobbies

Jen talks herself out of a podcast funk while Carol introduces a fantastic porn PSA. Ball hammock underwear, a DIY stylus, and a …

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Sept. 6, 2020

Episode 92: Finger Lickin' Good

It's Jen's firsthand experience with tonsil stones and Carol rethinks her attitude on adult babies and diaper lovers. Jen may be …

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Aug. 30, 2020

Episode 91: A Storm is Brewing

Both Carol and Jen are cranky with the world. Carol celebrates a birthday, and Jen gets the finger from a Gen Z-er. Political com…

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Aug. 23, 2020

Episode 90: WAP Does Not Mean Wash and Press

Carol discusses her in-laws' Covid theories while Jen laments the lack of integrity in her recently purchased underwear. What els…

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Aug. 16, 2020

Episode 89: Real People-Live! From the Beach Bungalow

Jen and Carol welcome Matt, Pat, and Nate from the podcast Live! From the Beach Bungalow, and they teach these Bungsters a thing …

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Aug. 9, 2020

Episode 88: The Cyst

The ladies cover the gamoo... Love on the Spectrum; menstrual face masks; the Vaguum; and asshole bleaching hacks. Also, what are…

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Aug. 2, 2020

Episode 87: Julianna Requests an Adventure

Carol is hot and dehydrated and premenstrual. Jen muses on why Downton Abbey is so popular and has a Confession Corner. Want to k…

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July 26, 2020

Episode 86: A Plague of Interruptions

It's hot and the ladies are ugly. The fucking computer shits out and Walter makes an executive decision. Jen leaves a smell stain…

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July 19, 2020

Episode 85: IBS Porn and Other Housekeeping

Carol asks "Is nothing sacred?", and Jen describes her latest Google adventure. The duo discuss the secret meanings behind partic…

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July 12, 2020

Episode 84: RIP Dave (Spoiler Alert)

Carol gives a dad update and, logically, a what-would-you-put-in-your-orifice conversation follows. Also, it is established that …

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July 5, 2020

Episode 83: A Cutting Room Floor, Quarantine-Style

Walter narrates a cutting room floor episode made of all quarantine-era clips. Flamingo dicks, Squid Scrambles, sexual oddities a…

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June 28, 2020

Episode 82: Real People-Ben Is Back

Carol is exposed to Covid, so the recording takes place over Zoom with a return of Bitch Boi Ben. Despite being a music and sound…

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