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It's hot and the ladies are ugly. The fucking computer shits out and Walter makes an executive decision. Jen leaves a smell stain…
Carol asks "Is nothing sacred?", and Jen describes her latest Google adventure. The duo discuss the secret meanings behind partic…
Carol gives a dad update and, logically, a what-would-you-put-in-your-orifice conversation follows. Also, it is established that …
Walter narrates a cutting room floor episode made of all quarantine-era clips. Flamingo dicks, Squid Scrambles, sexual oddities a…
Carol is exposed to Covid, so the recording takes place over Zoom with a return of Bitch Boi Ben. Despite being a music and sound…
Jen has an unfortunate experience at a mammogram while Carol continues bitching about last week's sound fiasco. Carol explains he…
Carol and Jen discuss the continuing protests and the brilliant Kimberly Latrice Jones whom Carol has a girl crush on. Also, Lind…
The world is exploding and we talk about it (to the best of our abilities). But there's still time to share Sharon's chipmunk ass…
Carol becomes addicted to a lame-ass game, and the two interview a drag queen and her bitchboi. Who's more feminine: Brie, Ben, o…
Grievances about trash and periods and the Bernie Sanders' porno. Also, a fan writes in with a question about Mom Swipes Left off…
Carol goes off on a tear about a niece while Jen listens patiently. Jen quizzes Carol on the subtleties of Karens vs. Beckys vs. …
Carol and Jen talk murder hornets and predictions for what June 2020 will bring us. Carol debates if we're in the end-times or ma…
This week, Carol and Jen rant about ants, chipmunks, and Bernie supporters. Join Carol as she plays Scat-egories and reads a Dear…
Jen and Carol air grievances about quarantine protesters, skinny girl armpits, and the possibility of donating period blood to th…
Jen and Carol hash it out over quarantine hygiene. Carol refuses to smell Jen's crotch...again. Carol kills it in a 70's TV jingl…