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July 26, 2020

Episode 86: A Plague of Interruptions

It's hot and the ladies are ugly. The fucking computer shits out and Walter makes an executive decision. Jen leaves a smell stain…

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July 19, 2020

Episode 85: IBS Porn and Other Housekeeping

Carol asks "Is nothing sacred?", and Jen describes her latest Google adventure. The duo discuss the secret meanings behind partic…

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July 12, 2020

Episode 84: RIP Dave (Spoiler Alert)

Carol gives a dad update and, logically, a what-would-you-put-in-your-orifice conversation follows. Also, it is established that …

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July 5, 2020

Episode 83: A Cutting Room Floor, Quarantine-Style

Walter narrates a cutting room floor episode made of all quarantine-era clips. Flamingo dicks, Squid Scrambles, sexual oddities a…

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June 28, 2020

Episode 82: Real People-Ben Is Back

Carol is exposed to Covid, so the recording takes place over Zoom with a return of Bitch Boi Ben. Despite being a music and sound…

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June 21, 2020

Episode 81: The Tough Conversations

Jen has an unfortunate experience at a mammogram while Carol continues bitching about last week's sound fiasco. Carol explains he…

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June 14, 2020

Episode 80: An 80's Style Shit Show

Carol and Jen discuss the continuing protests and the brilliant Kimberly Latrice Jones whom Carol has a girl crush on. Also, Lind…

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June 7, 2020

Episode 79: You're About to Lose Your Job

The world is exploding and we talk about it (to the best of our abilities). But there's still time to share Sharon's chipmunk ass…

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May 31, 2020

Episode 78: Real People-Brie Bordeaux and Her BitchBoi Ben

Carol becomes addicted to a lame-ass game, and the two interview a drag queen and her bitchboi. Who's more feminine: Brie, Ben, o…

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May 24, 2020

Episode 77: The Official MSL Everything

Grievances about trash and periods and the Bernie Sanders' porno. Also, a fan writes in with a question about Mom Swipes Left off…

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May 17, 2020

Episode 76: The Truth About Alicia

Carol goes off on a tear about a niece while Jen listens patiently. Jen quizzes Carol on the subtleties of Karens vs. Beckys vs. …

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May 10, 2020

Episode 75: Carol's Bible Study

Carol and Jen talk murder hornets and predictions for what June 2020 will bring us. Carol debates if we're in the end-times or ma…

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May 3, 2020

Episode 74: The World is Going to the Animals

This week, Carol and Jen rant about ants, chipmunks, and Bernie supporters. Join Carol as she plays Scat-egories and reads a Dear…

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April 26, 2020

Episode 73: The Truth About Boomers

Jen and Carol air grievances about quarantine protesters, skinny girl armpits, and the possibility of donating period blood to th…

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April 19, 2020

Episode 72: A Reunion Show

Jen and Carol hash it out over quarantine hygiene. Carol refuses to smell Jen's crotch...again. Carol kills it in a 70's TV jingl…

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