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Jan. 17, 2021

Episode 111: Jack Nasty Face

Carol debates whether she's a not-so-secret asshole while Jen decides she doesn't want to be part of any club that would accept h…

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Jan. 10, 2021

Episode 110: Monkey Butt Gets a Bad Rap

It's a new year and the ladies have a host of complaints: work anxiety, clogged toilets, and why is it so hard to floss? Jen and …

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Jan. 3, 2021

Episode 109: Hello 2021. Fancy Seeing You Here

Jen and Carol celebrate the no-man's land between 2020 and 2021 with ideas on how to spend your stimulus money, people who died t…

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Dec. 27, 2020

Episode 108: Santa's Emptied Sack

An episode bookended by empty sacks, the ladies discuss childhood mysteries that weren't figured out until adulthood. Who is who …

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Dec. 20, 2020

Episode 107: Is Colonel Sanders the Sexiest Man Not Alive?

It's Christmas and the debut of the Rodecaster Pro is here! Jen has several shit lists, and Carol goes OFF on how women are eithe…

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Dec. 13, 2020

Episode 106: Anyone Know Jazz Gaffigan?

Jen has a dream boyfriend and a shitlist about the new Mark Trail. The ladies debate if it's ok to ask for a donated organ to be …

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Dec. 6, 2020

Episode 105: I Don't Care About the Pee Hole

The ladies are back during an intense windstorm to talk about all the notable news that has backed up over the last two weeks. Di…

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Nov. 29, 2020

Episode 104: Real People-Comedians Ian Stuart and James Theberge

The ladies welcome comedians Ian Stuart and James Theberge to talk about their web series "Welcome to Maine". Jen callously asks …

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Nov. 22, 2020

Episode 103: Morse Code Doggy-Style Asshole

Carol is recovering from a non-Covid illness while Jen muses on some of life's most important topics. What is the difference betw…

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Nov. 15, 2020

Episode 102: Nugget Raccoons

The ladies are celebrating the election! Now they can go back to talking about weird sex and poop. Did Donald die at Walter Reed …

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Nov. 8, 2020

Episode 101: The Bean is Off

It's the night before the election and suspicion abounds. Carol apologizes for losing her temper with Jen, and the ladies describ…

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Nov. 1, 2020

Episode 100: Carol Sings Us In

The ladies get a Tarot card reading from diviner Sarah Love and shocking results are brought to light. Jen's used tampons have br…

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Oct. 25, 2020

Episode 99: How to Botch a Zoom Date

Jen can't un-see the Trump YMCA dance and Carol admits to losing her mind a little bit. Bears have once again taken Jen's used ta…

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Oct. 18, 2020

Episode 98: Just a Twat of Cream, Please

Carol makes apologies for Jen's mouth and the trainwreck that was Episode 97. The ladies hatch a plan for some Halloween fun that…

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Oct. 11, 2020

Episode 97: Pedo-Pan

It's been a bat-shit news cycle. Carol and Jen try to catch their breath, and Carol reveals a very shocking 50th birthday surpris…

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