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May 2, 2021

Episode 126: It's All About the Tampon

The ladies start the show with a very serious grievance from Joel. It looks like divorce may be in the cards... Carol gives us tw…

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April 25, 2021

Episode 125: Tick in the Ass Crack

Carol laments her crappy day while Jen ponders the kinds of mold trapped in Carol's mattress. Are the ladies' faces turning away …

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April 18, 2021

Episode 124: Peeing-In-the-Bathtub PSA

Carol and Jen muse about what tampons are made of and also answer a listeners question about selling yeast infection panties. Did…

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April 11, 2021

Episode 123: Why Corduroys Aren't Cool

Jen and Carol are headed back to work this week and it's thrown a wrench into the show. Carol debates whether Jen's couch smells …

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April 4, 2021

Episode 122: Easter and Other Dead Things

Carol and Jen lament skin cancer and teeth falling out. Also, they are handed a Cease and Desist letter from the world's most ann…

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March 28, 2021

Episode 121: Headless Snails and Sky Meats

Strap in as this one's a roller-coaster! A bag of boogers arrives on Jen's stoop and it almost breaks the podcast. Placentae drea…

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March 21, 2021

Episode 120: Fish Tank Finger

Carol and Jen discuss the differences between "doggy style" and "doggy paddle" and criticize the Bung Bois for being so fucking d…

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March 14, 2021

Episode 119: Them Potatoes

Carol reels after being criticized by a "fan". Jen announces that somehow they've fucked up Google search algorithms. The day is …

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March 7, 2021

Episode 118: Real People-Amy the Synesthete

Ever wonder why May is a cunt? Why it's difficult to subtract 12 from 20? We can't answer those questions, but we can discuss the…

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Feb. 28, 2021

Episode 117: It's All About the Gold Standard

Carol and Jen get all wrapped around the axle about how Joel's a freeloader, mukbang videos, and men who poop in cars. Carol expl…

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Feb. 21, 2021

Episode 116: Green Does Not Mean Go

This episode takes on a life of its own. Listen as we update Carol's poop saga and hear the voice of the brave man who tackled it…

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Feb. 14, 2021

Episode 115: Carol is Moved

Carol announces that Jen's bad behavior causes Carol to lash out at her, and Jen admits to developing agoraphobia. A discussion a…

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Feb. 7, 2021

Episode 114: Join the Mom Swipes Left Nation

Jen and Carol announce their new Facebook group, Mom Swipes Left Nation, and give an update on all the freaks that have joined! A…

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Jan. 31, 2021

Episode 113: Carole King is Not Dead

The ladies are back with a jam-packed episode. Carol laments the endlessness of winter with a ballad and Jen remembers her friend…

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Jan. 24, 2021

Episode 112: This is What the Mona Lisa Smells Like

So much to cover...the ladies talk conspiracy theories and how MAGATs have ruined it all, are plants animals, and is Armie Hammer…

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