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June 6, 2021

Episode 131: Real People-Ken, The Man With 7/8 of a Brain

Jen and Carol welcome a very SPECIAL guest this week: Ken, a man who has overcome many obstacles and yet manages to remain annoyi…

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May 30, 2021

Episode 130: Fan-Fucking-Tastic Debut

Carol tries to be a source of inspiration for young podcasters while Jen is mesmerized by all the Big Hog pictures she's received…

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May 23, 2021

Episode 129: An Episode for Only the Biggest Fans

Jen and Carol are recording on the road, and Jen's mic is off...sorry 'bout it. Is Mom Swipes Left the podcast to pee on air? Why…

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May 16, 2021

Episode 128: The Great Asparagus Pee Challenge

Strap in for this one. Jen describes her first weekend away since Covid and how she found the largest ball of lint in a meth addi…

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May 9, 2021

Episode 127: Animal Dicks and Other Fun Things

Carol has a crappy weekend getaway and Jen is pissed with the Pay-it-Forward movement. The ladies are disappointed with the Maine…

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May 2, 2021

Episode 126: It's All About the Tampon

The ladies start the show with a very serious grievance from Joel. It looks like divorce may be in the cards... Carol gives us tw…

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April 25, 2021

Episode 125: Tick in the Ass Crack

Carol laments her crappy day while Jen ponders the kinds of mold trapped in Carol's mattress. Are the ladies' faces turning away …

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April 18, 2021

Episode 124: Peeing-In-the-Bathtub PSA

Carol and Jen muse about what tampons are made of and also answer a listeners question about selling yeast infection panties. Did…

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April 11, 2021

Episode 123: Why Corduroys Aren't Cool

Jen and Carol are headed back to work this week and it's thrown a wrench into the show. Carol debates whether Jen's couch smells …

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April 4, 2021

Episode 122: Easter and Other Dead Things

Carol and Jen lament skin cancer and teeth falling out. Also, they are handed a Cease and Desist letter from the world's most ann…

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March 28, 2021

Episode 121: Headless Snails and Sky Meats

Strap in as this one's a roller-coaster! A bag of boogers arrives on Jen's stoop and it almost breaks the podcast. Placentae drea…

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March 21, 2021

Episode 120: Fish Tank Finger

Carol and Jen discuss the differences between "doggy style" and "doggy paddle" and criticize the Bung Bois for being so fucking d…

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March 14, 2021

Episode 119: Them Potatoes

Carol reels after being criticized by a "fan". Jen announces that somehow they've fucked up Google search algorithms. The day is …

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March 7, 2021

Episode 118: Real People-Amy the Synesthete

Ever wonder why May is a cunt? Why it's difficult to subtract 12 from 20? We can't answer those questions, but we can discuss the…

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Feb. 28, 2021

Episode 117: It's All About the Gold Standard

Carol and Jen get all wrapped around the axle about how Joel's a freeloader, mukbang videos, and men who poop in cars. Carol expl…

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