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Feb. 13, 2022

Episode 165: The Schrodinger's Cat of Moist Towelettes

Carol finally puts her Tuna Cooch rumor to bed while Jen proves to be the poster person for International Quirky Alone Day. Is it…

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Feb. 6, 2022

Episode 164: Real People-Beth Darling

Get out your lube for this one! Jen and Carol talk to sexpert and sexy genius Beth Darling. Jen learns that the smell of burning …

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Jan. 30, 2022

Episode 163: Fan-Fuckin-Tastic Jordan from Dads on Dayquill

This week, after a shitlist about celebrity aging, the ladies play Two Truths and a Lie with Jordan (AKA The Gnome) from the Dads…

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Jan. 23, 2022

Episode 162: A Most Informative Episode

A chock-a-block episode of information! Jen and Carol roll out a brand new segment called "Greenhorn Dispatch" and the ladies ask…

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Jan. 16, 2022

Episode 161: The Queers Can Fix Anything

Carol decides that Jen is a perfect candidate for Queer Eye, and Jen witnesses a shocking moment at the grocery store. Yeasty Ken…

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Jan. 9, 2022

Episode 160: On the Fishy Spectrum

Carol and Jen initiate a crotch sniffing pact, and Jen relays her theory about Betty White's "death". All new Google terms will s…

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Jan. 2, 2022

Episode 159: Just Another New Year

We don't want to jinx it, but here's to hoping 2022 will be better...In this episode, the ladies talk about the weirdest foods in…

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Dec. 26, 2021

Episode 158: The Year in Review

It's been another shitty year, and we're going to hammer it to death. Jen and Carol take a wild ride through the months of 2021, …

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Nov. 28, 2021

Episode 154: Love Us For Who We Are

It's the great Canadia recap and the ladies discuss Dr. Pimple Popper, demon doors, and why hotel coffee makers are so fucking sm…

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Nov. 21, 2021

Episode 153: A Shitlist Episode

The ladies are primed to travel and to bitch. This is a 100% shit list rant before Carol and Jen head off to the great white Nort…

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Nov. 14, 2021

Episode 152: Joel's Mega-Rectum

This episode is filled to the brim with science! Carol describes her brother's recent bender and Jen describes how some animal at…

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Nov. 7, 2021

Episode 151: Making Podcast History with Live Surgery!

You read it correctly! We finally get Carol's back tumor removed with the help of a kind fan. Also, the ladies recap Jen's not-bi…

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Oct. 31, 2021

Episode 150: The Spirit Box

Happy Halloween! The ladies are talking about all the scary things: hair caught around a penis, Trump's new social media platform…

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Oct. 24, 2021

Episode 149: Jennifer Douchebag

Jen is disgusted with herself and Sharon learns the meaning of "rubbing one out". Big fan, Tim, joins the ladies in a Fan-Fucking…

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Oct. 17, 2021

Episode 148: It's All About Rubbing One Out

The ladies are dreading the dark days ahead, and Jen's nipple just won't stay in the bra. Why does Jen hide from the recycling me…

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