Despite incredible neck pain and a missing skin tag, Jen and Carol muse upon what it would be like to have a masturbating walrus come to town. What trends should you be saying goodbye to in 2023? What are some …
Despite a Nor'easter, the ladies meet to bitch about messy suicides, nipples falling off, and ass polyps the size of Rhode Island. Why is the metric system so stupid? Also, it's the first OFFICIAL game of "What's In Jenny's Vaginer".
What's a famous-ish guy doing on Mom Swipes Left? We bet he's asking the same question. It's This American Life's secret sweetheart, Sean Cole, answering our very important questions. Why is he so flexible? What does he have against babies? …
This week, Jen and Carol catch up with Cranberry for yet another No Nut update. What was the fate of the jizz jar? Can vinegar prevent infections? The ladies also talk to Lorenzo Arreola from the notorious That's All Funny …
It's a jam-packed episode with the newest Cranberry Update, even more snake news, and why Jen hates dolphins. Who doesn't love a pair of balls in any photo? Can you poison yourself with molasses? Also, if you think listening to …
Jen and Carol have a very serious chat with Cranberry about how his No Nut November has been so far. And what's up with kids and snakes these days? Apologies to Ab Chav and Ricky Gervais for Jen's handicap, and …
With a trip to Dallas coming up, Jen decides it's a good time for Carol to face her fear of flying. A message from a new fan inspires a fascinating conversation about polio. It's time to talk about bears using …
Heads up to all you sensitive people out there. This episode tackles some very difficult topics: pool masturbation; camel toe; butthole cancer. You've been warned. Also, back by popular demand, a Notable News Quiz V2 (that means version 2).
Jen and Carol try to Jedi-mind-trick Joel and wring a thank you out of Ken. How well do you know the news: Big-headed homeless people; buffalo style fat lips; and the world's longest queef are all on the list. Also, …
Carol and Jen debate the fine line between "self-care" and "self-ish" and also take the opportunity to stereotype the popular baby names of 2021. How much are your organs worth? Would you like to make a living insulting others? Also, …
This week, Carol and Jen revive an old segment, "Confession Corner" and one of Carol's monstrous belches reveals a "Cranberry" surprise. Are there some unintended benefits from the new Roe? Why are fish jumping down people's throats? Does Jen really …
Carol is in a bad way, and Jen doesn't know when to stop sharing. Grievances with Pomme Swipes After evolve into a very special moment between the ladies. Jen's sister, Heather, joins the show to discuss hygiene (or lack thereof). …
Carol has some surprising news, and Jen tries to see the silver lining. Also, the ladies try to help Ken find a new career path without much success. A new fan, Cranberry Electric, shows how caring and concerned he is …
Jen and Carol are back from a failed road trip only to be inundated with (mostly) critiques but also some love! How psyched would you be to give birth at a Metallica concert? And what if the baby had two …
We can't think of two people less qualified to answer this question, but Jen and Carol bumble into the murky waters of woke-ness. Ever wonder what that racial slur REALLY means? How excited are the ladies that Cardiff is back? …