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Aug. 7, 2022

Episode 190: Whistlin' Nuts

Jen and Carol try to Jedi-mind-trick Joel and wring a thank you out of Ken. How well do you know the news: Big-headed homeless pe…

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July 31, 2022

Episode 189: That Is So Liam

Carol and Jen debate the fine line between "self-care" and "self-ish" and also take the opportunity to stereotype the popular bab…

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July 17, 2022

Episode 187: A Fish Conspiracy Revealed

This week, Carol and Jen revive an old segment, "Confession Corner" and one of Carol's monstrous belches reveals a "Cranberry" su…

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July 10, 2022

Episode 186: The Truth About Baby Gays

Carol is in a bad way, and Jen doesn't know when to stop sharing. Grievances with Pomme Swipes After evolve into a very special m…

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July 3, 2022

Episode 185: Get a Job

Carol has some surprising news, and Jen tries to see the silver lining. Also, the ladies try to help Ken find a new career path w…

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June 26, 2022

Episode 184: Those Saul to Paul Moments

Jen and Carol are back from a failed road trip only to be inundated with (mostly) critiques but also some love! How psyched would…

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June 19, 2022

Episode 183: How Woke is Too Woke?

We can't think of two people less qualified to answer this question, but Jen and Carol bumble into the murky waters of woke-ness.…

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June 12, 2022

Episode 182: Who's the Best?

This turned into one thirsty episode! Jen and Carol question what they're contributing to society and record a congrats to everyo…

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June 5, 2022

Episode 181: Mom Swipes Left vs. Impolite Society

Jen and Carol go up against the young-uns from Impolite Society podcast in a generational contest of wits. Why can't we make mone…

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May 29, 2022

Episode 180: Nonfan-Fucking-Tastic Amy

Jen learns that one of Carol's friends HATES Jen, so the ladies call to find out why. Why do octopus mums go bat shit crazy? Why …

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May 22, 2022

Episode 179: Worst Ways to Die

Carol's convinced she has breast cancer and Jen tries to cheer her up with worse ways to die. Why do nipples have hair? How is Jo…

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May 15, 2022

Episode 178: Fan-Fucking-Tastic Richard

Who knew a "Gentlemen's Club" was so similar to Old Country Buffet? This week, Jen and Carol talk to self-proclaimed Glory Hole a…

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April 24, 2022

Episode 175: From Pomme to the Bristol Stool Chart

Carol's feeling famous and Jen is pissed at her own eyelids. The ladies clear up some questions about Pomme Swipes After, and Car…

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April 17, 2022

Episode 174: Everyone's a Faker

This week Carol and Jen descend into the madness of fakery. Why do people pretend to be better than they are? Why won't Carol let…

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March 27, 2022

Episode 171: O to the R to the G to the Y

It's not an orgy per se, but it certainly is a clusterf@ck. Carol is hungover and Jen accidentally irritates her. Where is Carol'…

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