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Nov. 27, 2022

Episode 206: Spread the Lips and Spritz

This week, Jen and Carol catch up with Cranberry for yet another No Nut update. What was the fate of the jizz jar? Can vinegar pr…

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Nov. 20, 2022

Episode 205: And Liv Makes Three

It's a jam-packed episode with the newest Cranberry Update, even more snake news, and why Jen hates dolphins. Who doesn't love a …

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Nov. 13, 2022

Episode 204: The Problem with Snakes

Jen and Carol have a very serious chat with Cranberry about how his No Nut November has been so far. And what's up with kids and …

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Aug. 21, 2022

Episode 192: Carol Has a Panic Attack

With a trip to Dallas coming up, Jen decides it's a good time for Carol to face her fear of flying. A message from a new fan insp…

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Aug. 14, 2022

Episode 191: Charlie, Charlie...Why Do My Farts Smell?

Heads up to all you sensitive people out there. This episode tackles some very difficult topics: pool masturbation; camel toe; bu…

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Aug. 7, 2022

Episode 190: Whistlin' Nuts

Jen and Carol try to Jedi-mind-trick Joel and wring a thank you out of Ken. How well do you know the news: Big-headed homeless pe…

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July 31, 2022

Episode 189: That Is So Liam

Carol and Jen debate the fine line between "self-care" and "self-ish" and also take the opportunity to stereotype the popular bab…

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July 17, 2022

Episode 187: A Fish Conspiracy Revealed

This week, Carol and Jen revive an old segment, "Confession Corner" and one of Carol's monstrous belches reveals a "Cranberry" su…

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July 10, 2022

Episode 186: The Truth About Baby Gays

Carol is in a bad way, and Jen doesn't know when to stop sharing. Grievances with Pomme Swipes After evolve into a very special m…

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July 3, 2022

Episode 185: Get a Job

Carol has some surprising news, and Jen tries to see the silver lining. Also, the ladies try to help Ken find a new career path w…

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June 26, 2022

Episode 184: Those Saul to Paul Moments

Jen and Carol are back from a failed road trip only to be inundated with (mostly) critiques but also some love! How psyched would…

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June 19, 2022

Episode 183: How Woke is Too Woke?

We can't think of two people less qualified to answer this question, but Jen and Carol bumble into the murky waters of woke-ness.…

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June 12, 2022

Episode 182: Who's the Best?

This turned into one thirsty episode! Jen and Carol question what they're contributing to society and record a congrats to everyo…

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June 5, 2022

Episode 181: Mom Swipes Left vs. Impolite Society

Jen and Carol go up against the young-uns from Impolite Society podcast in a generational contest of wits. Why can't we make mone…

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May 29, 2022

Episode 180: Nonfan-Fucking-Tastic Amy

Jen learns that one of Carol's friends HATES Jen, so the ladies call to find out why. Why do octopus mums go bat shit crazy? Why …

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